he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
