I love black thongs
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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