your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Send help, water and tortillas.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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