How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Randomize
