And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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