i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I seem to have left my pride at pride
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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