Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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