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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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