Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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