all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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