Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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