Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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