You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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