you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We have started to decorate penises.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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