I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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