Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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