just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He better not be in your backpack
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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