I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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