I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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