Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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