So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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