Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
