This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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