did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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