who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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