new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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