It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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