Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
COCAINE IS GR8
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