I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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