I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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