dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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