Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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