I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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