You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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