yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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