i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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