The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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