talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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