I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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