just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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