i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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