I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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