So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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