no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
