The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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