this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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