I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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