he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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