I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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