i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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