I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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