you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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