I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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