I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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