But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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