I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
My penis needs a shock collar
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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