fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Randomize
